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Tuesday, March 28, 2006 

A Reprobate?

Via Chris Tilling and Steven Harris I was inspired to give the iGod thing a try. My transcript of the proceedings is as follows:

Me: Shalom!
God: (nothing)

It seems as if the Most High is reluctant to speak with me. This must further mean that I am not one of the elect but a reprobate, hated by God before the foundations of the earth, a vessel prepared beforehand for destruction. So it seems, in line with what Steven Harris was told, God is indeed a five-pointer. It's either that or God doesn't know Hebrew.

Hmm. Either IGod hates you, or he doesn't know Hebrew. I know which one I'd choose

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