God:Does SHALOM mean Hello or Goodbye?
Me: You mean you don't know?
God:I know that I do not know.
Me: Technically, it means "peace."
God:Oh I get it.
Me: Alright. So, there's something I've always wanted to know. What is the correct pronunciation of the Tetragrammaton?
God:OK. Whoa. What is it? There might be more than one correct answer.
Me: Really? Does this mean the divine name could have had various vowel pointings?
God:For real. Indeed this mean the divine name could have had various vowel pointings does.
Me: One more question for you. Ben Meyers claims that Bultmann is greater than NT Wright. What do you think?
God:One what? And greater than NT Wright is Ben Meyers claims that Bultmann. I think a lot of things.
Me: If you had to choose, which would you rather read, Wright's "Jesus and the Victory of God" or Bultmann's "The Mythology of Jesus"?
God:Perhaps next time I will try it.
It looks as if I tripped up iGod a bit. Since technically, the original Hebrew had no vowel pointings.